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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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