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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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