Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | iSplunk home


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:26
 
Joke:A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The personin charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000,you give not a penny to charity. Wouldnt you like to give back to thecommunity in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment andreplied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dyingafter a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times herannual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no.""-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to awheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out anapology but was interrupted, "-or that my sisters husband died in atraffic accident," the lawyers voice rising in indignation, "leavingher penniless with three children?" The humiliated United Way rep,completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, thelawyer cut him off once again: "-so if I dont give any money to them,why should I give any to you?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more


 
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact usiSplunk home
ISPLUNK.com 2005~2008. All Rights Reserved. All Images and Programming Are Copyrighted. Site by Frictionsweb