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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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