Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Views: 38 Joke: A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesnt drink or gamble?"
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