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| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more
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