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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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