| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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