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| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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