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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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