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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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