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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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