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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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